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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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