He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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