yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You dont lie about slip and slides
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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