also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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