to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I can't turn off my feet"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize