Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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