how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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