During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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