Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Randomize
