There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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