He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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