I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
how does that bad decision feel?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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