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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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