Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Dick very happy bro
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