We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
