I don't think brook has ever known best
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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