Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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