some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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