Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
Randomize
