I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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