We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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