I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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