you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
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