Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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