So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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