My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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