Say something about gay babies.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I have fence marks all over my body
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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