I think I died a long time ago.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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