Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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