if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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