I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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