I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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