His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
We are all done wearing pants today
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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