fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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