belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I have post one night stand depression
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