Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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