He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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