these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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