Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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