question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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