Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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