if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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