Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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