And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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