gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
My dick has a subreddit
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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