I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
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