I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
only if we run a train.
done.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
is it fun? or sober?
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