I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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