I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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