I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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