curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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