Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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