'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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