whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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